35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, June 2, 2025

‘I let him hit because he’s good at the crossword’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, June 2, 2025

King of the Hill star Jonathan Joss died on Sunday evening after being shot by a neighbor in his San Antonio neighborhood. He was 59 years old.

Fans poured out a nice, cold Alamo beer for the beloved actor by taking to social media to honor Joss, who was famed for voicing John Redcorn on King of the Hill and playing Chief Ken Hotate on Parks and Recreation. “I’m not really a praying man, but I truly hope Jonathan is at peace,” one fan wrote of the late star, while another found a unique way to honor the actor’s memory. “I’ll be saying a ‘Pehhehggy… Hill’ in his honor,” they explained, citing one of John Redcorn’s most iconic lines. 

Meanwhile, Nathan Fielder opened up about the recently told Jack Black, noting that he would “still do that” if Congress will have him. “When making a show like this, you have to have a plan, but also be open to things that will happen that you’re not expecting,” he continued. 

You should, however, expect to laugh at these hilarious tweets, the funniest of which include those about highly-threatening watermarks, “grilled threese” and Bionicle’s shockingly extensive filmography.

i like food @messedupfoods . 22h O ... Do not touch must be one of the scariest things to read in braille. HOT SURFACE DO NOT TOUCH 7 3 2441 26 1K 24K 229K
alfie @alfienxo . 19h ... If we're walking together just know i will definitely bump into you because i can't walk in a straight line 17 1K 6.2K del 78K
G ... Ponky Brewster @TeeBeKnowing Jun 1 Pride Month... 480 22K 230K del 4M
of ms kale @leafyvegetabl 22h ... the endless cycle of washing your hands and applying lotion 57 8.6K 73K del 877K
@ppyowna . 7 7h ... idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello i was also brave today 26 700 3.8K 49K
trash jones @jzux . 1 11h ... feeling a little ugly today. maybe opening social media and instantly seeing 10,000 influencers and models will help 11 122 2.2K 32K
Lukas Battle @lukasbattle 13h ... Have an early flight tomorrow so naturally I'm going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room 1 130 5.1K 48K
microplastics envelope fil... @DiabolicalSpu... 22h s ... I feel like retired gay couples are living the life everyone dreams of AI is going to replace you + I'd love to see AI 302.5K drink 6 beers ... before 11 AM in Spain 381 11.2K 39 4.5K 75K 978K
trash jones @jzux . J Jun 1 ... one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend's mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said when the shit hits the you-know-what 28 1.1K 37K 572K
G Dilo con gatitoz @DiloConGatitoz 19h ... Ya venía armado IDEAS - - LEGO - - 1 132 9.9K 124K del 2.1M
Jhonoi O ... @JhonHearerer This is the most threatening watermark i've seen so far. WARNING AI IF YOU USE MY PAINTING ON AL I WILL SQUEEZE YOUR NECK @0008Q.23h WARNING FYOU USE MY PAINTING ON AL WILL SQUEEZE YOUR NECK 12:44 PM Jun 1, 2025.2M Views 78 17K 129K 7.8K
Zach @ZachNewYork 15h ... Just emailed my grocery store asking them to do something about all the dogs that people bring in TH NE GR UP 5 43 2.3K del 33K
the cumpound @TheCumpound . 17h 0 ... grilled threese 16 790 15K del 234K
@birdmoder 12h s ... Aspen goes birding Oh my god, so I'm at a guys place and this is the bathroom 399 1.5K 25K 395K
zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant 9h G ... bro had this girl flying out to indianapolis with knicks lingerie in her suitcase that's lisan al gaib fr T @GuadagninoFilms 12h KNICKS LINGERIE IS CRAZY you got a real one @ RealChalamet kyliejenner 1 5m CKS KA YO SNICKS W KNICKS III KNICKS YORK MEN NNW ORK Christian Diet - NIGUSA 4 248 7.4K del 222K
brain dump @name_redacted_ . 1 18h ... send my regards to the chef he is 18 and on enough drugs that this will really freak him out but okay 5 178 5.4K 2M
Satan @s8n . : 23h s ... oh this place is HAUNTED haunted STYL ARACHINE 240 12K 217K del 3.4M
cory @coolmathgame_. 18h ... the nba finals... i i hope all of the player studied! haha. just a little joke for you guys. i haven't been doing well recently 24 2.1K 32K 728K
charlie @chunkbardey 19h ... sometimes i wear clothes and it's like ok no shade i would never wear that 3 599 8.9K 104K
Everything Out Of Cont... @EverythingO... . 19h s ... 21 This way ahh 36 2.8K 54K 796K
Nina , @peculiarreverie • 1 18h S ... Big day for ethical vampires G. Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews Jun 1 Japan develops universal artificial blood compatible with all blood types. 596 39K 379K del 7.4M
Fenty's mom @11safa11 . Jun 1 ... Just applied for a job that asked for my SAT score.......the test I took with a #2 pencil like 15 years ago 9 101 5.5K 40K
charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff.22h ... yea i've felt similarly in the past Barack Obama Dad, husband, President, citizen. ed March 2007 129.9M Followers December 24, 2017 Hi Barak Whats good 2:56AM •Sent miss chad @laurenposting May 30 Drunk texting i feel like I could text Obama if I wanted 1 87 4.2K 45K
Charlie James @malecowgirl 23h (forgetting the word bi) i'm part Igbt 7 534 11K 153K
horse powder @JuliusIrvington . 21h ... Don't like this at all THE BRAIN MAZE A woodpecker's tongue loops around its head, helping to protect its brain from the force of repeated pecking. 50 304 9.8K 264K
kira @kirawontmiss - 14h s ... 4:31 PM #gay #lesbian #bisexual #pride #kissingthehomiesgoodnight see its not rainbow i told you its not gay bro Tap and hold to react 117 505 11K 299K
neel @thatmaskismine . 18h ... if anyone knows other movies for this list let me know Neil PATRON movies where a bionicle shows up a list of movies where a bionicle shows up No likes yet 83% BIONICLE BIONICLE BIONICLE BIONICLE MASK or LIGHT LEGENDS DI METRU NUI WEB OF SHADOWS THE LEBEND REBORN MICHAEL CLAYTON Marriage Story 131 1.3K 33K del 747K
redacted @aquariusdays 22h i let him hit because he's good at the crossword 39 1.8K 20K del 396K
gabe ... @allgarbled Lmao has survived, and even thrived, over the years, but its cousin rofl has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate. 2:33 AM Jun 2, 2025 . 1.2M Views 338 5.6K 68K 1.8K
muezza G @runtuhq . Jun 1 ... when I'm trying to have a quiet day and people start assuming I'm mad at them 235 23K 73K 1.8M
laura @slabdaddyWx - 2 23h G ... the northern lights from NY last night 69 575 9.9K del 178K
O ... Joe Grey Fox Brandon @Otaku_Fish . 22h This is what theyre teaching your kids in public school 9 144 2.7K del 51K
corb @awshuqs 10h ... is ChatGPT down for anyone else? i'm a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery 3 358 5K 58K
Grace @gracecamille_.23h ... toasted at family dinner with I live for the nights that I can't  with the people that I won't forget and my mom nodded solemnly and my dad said wow.. well said 32 2.1K 29K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.21h G ... When they ask do you get it now after explaining the board game to me for the 3rd time but I dissociated again 24 1K 9.7K 151K

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