20 Times People Were Sure Their Parents Would Murder Them

‘I made a Tesla coil. Thank god it didn’t work’
20 Times People Were Sure Their Parents Would Murder Them

When you’re little, your PlayStations, etc. You would literally die without them.

But they’re also vengeful gods. What they giveth, they could taketh away, and what they gaveth your ungrateful ass was life itself. That’s never more clear than when you’ve royally messed up. Reddit proved that when  Liar2310 asked r/AskReddit, “What was your ‘my parents are gonna kill me’ moment?”

Minystreem 8 3y ago When I made a tesla coil. Thank god it didn't work
NXFIERCE_ . 3y ago Home of Hispanic parents, when you don't leave out the meat to defrost and you hear the driveway being open.
ProbablyaDrugDealer 3y ago I told my brother to through a big tin can at me because I thought I was a ninja. Не threw it right at me and it cut my head wide open and I had to get stitches.
Ottershorts . 3y ago When I was six I ate all the icing off one side of my sisters wedding cake. To cover the crime I simply turned the cake so the bare patch faced the wall... that didn't go over well
. 3y ago parents weren't home so I thought | try the fire extinguisher in our kitchen, I thought there would be foam coming out, so I held it out of the window and pressed the trigger. Big poof and the whole kitchen was covered in powder and my friend and I couldn't breath, I ren out of the flat and hid outside for a couple of hours.
notSpoiled-mayo 3y ago Living in the Florida pan handle at 15 and telling my mom | was going to Panama City for a week with friends then calling her from the side of a mountain in Maryland telling her I accidentally went to a music festival instead and hadn't eaten in two days because.... No money.. and to please wire me 20 bucks for food.
. 3y ago Ok I got this. My dad works construction and was able to have equipment delivered to his house from his with the rental company, which he would then bring to sites. When him and my mom were in Hawaii for two weeks my brother and I had some equipment delivered and we built a moat around our house. It went well until we hit a gas line. Let's end the story there
1BoiledCabbage . 3y ago My parents had hardwood floors. I moved the couch, unbeknownst to me, there was a dog bone stuck under said couch. Upon pulling out said couch, the dog bone had scraped a huge scratch on the floor. I noticed it right away and pushed it back..another huge scratch was made. I looked at it and thought, well...fuck it, I'm in shit.
pbd1996 . 3y ago Accidentally shot the tv with my brother's airsoft gun. We were both so scared to tell my mom that we tried to make her cookies for her to eat while we told her. We ended up causing a small fire in the kitchen. Then we hid everything we used in the kitchen under the couch.... So essentially my mom came home from work to a mess of a kitchen, a broken tv, and burned cookies and shit under her couch lol.
jennywren628 . 3y ago At 15 my mum told me to watch my sister. My sister was specifically obsessed with the tree in the front garden, and we all knew not to let her climb it. I took my eyes off her for two minutes. Next thing I know, she's screaming, hanging upside down from this tree by her ankle. I tried to free her but her ankle was really jammed and she was heavier than I thought. Ended up holding her head up so she didn't faint while waiting for reinforcements. Neither of us have ever lived it down.
. 3y ago For some reason when I was a kid we had a toy jai alai cesta, like a big plastic scoop that you can throw a ball with super hard. When I was in high school I was fucking around and threw hacky sack out of it, which hit a glass faced cabinet and shattered it. I thought my mom was going to be furious and promised I'd work more hours and pay for it, since I was old enough to be aware that flat glass is surprisingly expensive. Instead she just fuckin made fun of me
vron2204 3y ago When I was a teenager, my best friend had a fat sack of weed in the glove compartment of my car, parked in front of my house. We were hanging out in my bedroom when my mom came in to say I got your new insurance card, I'm gonna go put it in your car, I was like sounds good mom!. It was like my friend and I came to the realization at exact the same time and we looked at each other wide-eyed, we then looked out my window at the very moment my mom held
DiceKnight 3y ago I was supposed to chaperone my brother's first date to a movie theater because my parents were working and I had a license but I figured Hey if it makes you feel weird or uncomfortable i'll just bail and leave you two alone.. which, shocker, my teenage brother didn't want me around making sure nothing happened. So I dipped out used the theater money to get lunch and went cruising by a lake until the movie was over. I wasn't paying attention and I almost got t-boned by a cop. That was a fun ticket to explain.
Kaiser93 3y ago I was about 10-11. We had an old lady as neighbour. She was terrible to children - always screaming at us when we were loud (we are kids, you old bat), always sliced our ball when it went to her yard etc. One day, my dumb ass had this idea to open her window and to throw 3-4 firecrackers inside her house. So I went on with this brilliant idea of mine. And it was funny until her son, who was in his 40s, tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around and I knew I was fucked. Не
3y ago In middle school in the early 2000s I wrote some stuff on the school computers about certain Christian saints being blown up by aliens. I didn't think any of what I wrote would even be read though but I was wrong. The tech teacher did. It was a Christian school. To this day though, I maintain that the humor in it was valid... even remaining to this day as a Christian. It probably did not help that I managed to change the entire computer default font to wingdings. My parents were rightly pissed.
HowNowBrownCow68 3y ago My mom always went ape shit when we made normal kid messes like dropping snacks, spilling something, etc. Like completely bonkers. So obsessive that she wouldn't let us clean it up because we wouldn't do it right. One time I was sitting by the TV drinking a bottled Coke when I was probably 7-8. I wasn't supposed to be on the couch with food or beverage. The Coke was on the table and I knocked it over on the floor. Of course I panicked. I quickly picked it up and it continued aggressively fizzing out. Well, I
Who_Gives_A_ 3y ago I was a major pyro when I was 10-12 years old or so. Constantly lighting shit on fire, mostly would just light up matches and watch them burn. I was upstairs in my grandparents house in a little room they had for us. I was lighting my sister's Barbie doll hair on fire, not because I hated Barbie or I was sadistic but I simply like the way the hair caught fire and quickly went out. Well....the Barbie hair caught the curtains on fire and started to go up. Luckily one of the adults came up just
prahSmadA 3y ago I lost control of the wheel and drove my dads TransAm Firebird into a field. Got it stuck in the mud. Had a cell phone back then but walked all the way home (about 1.5 miles) just so I could work on my speech and apology. Dad handled it well, he called a tow truck and got it pulled out. No damage done except for my ego. Dad was relieved I wasn't hurt.
Aceandmace 3y ago When I was sixteen, I called the police because I thought there was an intruder in the house. There wasn't, but the house was a royal mess. I thought my mom would be mad when she got home from work, bc the police saw the mess. Ofc I was wrong, she was just worried about me.
shwarma_heaven 3y ago Dad was a cop. Не taught us gun safety, respect, and kept his guns locked in a gun cabinet.... which we learned how to pick. As kids, we felt it was our responsibility to stay ready. So, we would sneak into his guns, unload them, and practice drawing and dry firing them. One time, home by myself, I did it some more. But I got careless. Reloaded it when I thought I was done... But then drew it and fired out of habit one more time... It went straight through the house and lodged itself in the

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