31 Random Bits of Trivia to Botox Those Unsightly Brain Folds

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31 Random Bits of Trivia to Botox Those Unsightly Brain Folds

Much like showbiz, wrinkles in the brain-biz are a huge no-no. We’re not just saying that because we offer an expensive procedure that can smooth them right out. It’s just, you want to work in this highly competitive random tidbit industry, don’t you?

We’ve been in the biz long enough to know that tidbits like these won’t work with that rubbery, ruffled-up cauliflower of yours. Diane at the front desk will get your insurance info, then meet us around back for your consultation.

Medieval Insult Battles

In medieval England and Scotland, public insult battles were all the rage. It was called flyting, and it was basically the rap battle of its day - people would insult each other in all kinds of funny and clever ways. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin was the adorable Little Tramp of the silent film era. In 1972 he received an Honorary Academy Award for the incalculable effect he has had in making motion pictures the art form of this century. Не continues to be held in high regard, and his work is often ranked among the greatest films of all time. THE CRAZY: Не used to throw custard pies at naked women. Chaplin invented the casting couch in the sickest way possible. He'd audition actresses by having them strip naked so he could mime-fondle them. Then he'd pelt them with custard pies. CRACKED.COM

Stone Cold Steve Austin

0000 FOX CHOICE AWARDS Stone Cold Steve Austin got his ring name from tea. Hot leafjuice is the last thing you'd expect any wrestler to drink, but that's what Stone Cold was having as he tried to come up with a badass name. Then his wife told him to leave names for later and finish his tea before it got stone cold. CRACKED.COM

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Taco Bell

Product Placement SAAD Demolition Man SBP TACO BELL SAN AND POLICE John Spartan is shocked to find that in 2032, Taco Bell is the only restaurant left -the outcome of the Franchise Wars. Why? Well, McDonald's and Burger King ed on the product placement. HO CRACKED

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Michelangelo’s Pieta

Michelangelo's Pieta CRACKED In 1972, a geologist (who thought he was Jesus at the time) attacked the statue with a hammer. He was stopped by an American visitor: I leaped up and grabbed the guy by the beard. We both fell into the crowd of screaming Italians. One of those screaming Italians made off with Mary's nose, which was never returned.

Source: Time

Kiefer Sutherland

In 2010, Kiefer Sutherland got taken in by a ponzi scheme (with Mexican cattle). He lost about $900,000, and he got into the scheme because his financial team thought the scammer's earlier returns looked pretty good. CRACKED.COM

Source: Vulture

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