Wrestling
BAHGAWD, ARE WE ACTUALLY STARTING THIS PARAGRAPH IN J.R.'S VOICE?! WE ARE! It certainly isn't the whatever Vince McMahon's whole deal is. Which…did we ever settle that? What Vince McMahon, like…like his goals? Or existential purpose? Seems like we're still working on that. More to follow, we guess. Here's what we got so far:
