Farts

Come on, this is a comedy site. You knew this was coming, we knew this was coming, so let's just get this out of the way: whomsoever smelt it didstsoever dealt it, okay? That was the 11th commandment God gave to Moses, the tablet just dropped. Like a fart you knew you shouldn't have trusted.

And while flatulence may something so funny even the most clueless of babies giggle when they cut one, butt-trumpeting has had its affect on history. Rudy Guliani's farts played in Donald Trump's failed coup? Boy, the 21st century's off to a stinky start, huh?