45 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 19, 2025

He doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete
45 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of May 19, 2025

People may complain about their “resting bitch face” or commiserate over the presumed friendliness of “resting nice face,” but California Governor Gavin Newsom has a unique problem all his own: resting supervillain face. 

 

Rumors began swirling on social media earlier this week, claiming that the Democratic lawmaker — who has recently cozied up with conservative influencers like Charlie Kirk and denounced trans athletes in women’s sports — may be eying a Republican presidential bid in 2028. In addition to speculation about Newsom’s potential trajectory and party switch, one question remained for many Americans: Why does he look like that?

“Is there a picture of him where he looks, I don’t know, not like an evil con man?” asked one Twitter while another likened Newsom to “a villain in a Disney movie where the protagonist is a dog.”

That said, Newsom’s cartoonishly evil aura wasn’t the only thing to feel the fire of Twitter’s hot seat this week. Other insults from the last seven days were equally scathing, including burns about an extremely British seal, who really fought in the “Battle of Mid” and those who resemble Willem Dafoe.

Hernandy D. Morales @hernandy_s 16h ... This reads like the Joker being sad Batman won't be chasing after him anymore Pop Base @PopBase 16h Donald Trump reacts to Joe Biden's prostate cancer diagnosis. Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump - 5m Melania and I are saddened to hear about Joe Biden's recent medical diagnosis. We extend our warmest and best wishes to Jill and the family, and we wish Joe a fast and successful recovery. a 239 367 1.61k 81 2.6K 57K del 1.2M
Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates 17h ... This is the most incredible post you could possibly make on the day you lose the Romanian presidential election George Simion @georgesimion I am the New President of 11:14 AM-May 18, 2025 - 2.8M V Flag of Chad 7.9K 7.2K 35K 988 61 1.7K 28K 588K
Eren @erenfromtargets . 17h ... Parody  Bensone Boone & Lola Young fans fighting on the timeline- Battle of Mid 4 Jun 1942-7 Jun 1942 Videos Overview 104 487 8.4K 173K
A real yearner @LoccedLover . May 17 That's exactly what Close Friends is for. Snitch. Lavion @Cantstyle . May 17 My Muslim friend added me to her close friends story. She on there frying pork chops 31 9K 142K 3.4M
Brooklyn @bklynb4by.18h O ... tom holland: im fierce @ImGivingupmama May 17 Oomf always in a big hat. I can't. II GIF 29 1.8K 38K del 735K
@igant118o May 17 ... Somebody called her Vanessa Doofenshmirtz for this outfit Hourly Minaj @hourlynm May 16 ETA HOP BET ARDS 2009 BE H H BET AF AL an OP BEI ROS 85 2.4K 46K del 1.1M
no context memes G ... @weirddalle May 17 this was so mean Welcome to Club Penguin Please select your age: 8 AND 9-12 UNDER 18 AND 13-17 OVER 18 AND OVER 148 6K 157K del 2.3M
USAGovsim hater ...ه @Go_outsid... May 17 s ... this  was born in 2002 btw Bushie @OldNewRight. May 17 I miss the optimism of the late 80s and the 90s 227 5.4K 160K del 2.6M
Redd IRIS @ReddCinema 17h ... Common cold would run through that bitch like a tomb raider omg lumi @ilylumii. 1 17h This is a GREAT idea. Why not put child care centers in retirement homes? TikTok e friendshipvillagelowa 0:06 2.4K 60 43K 814K
Timothy @deliclit May 17 ... Ate Troye Sivan up POP CRAVE @PopCrave. May 17 Pop Crave Celine Dion stuns in throwback photos shared on social media: Short hair, big vibes! Excell 73 8.2K 166K del 3.6M
i dont have a name @de4dname May 17 ... khia bang bang is coming POP CRAVE @PopCrave May 17 Pop Crave Kesha premiered a new song live last night titled Attention featuring Slayyyter & Rose Gray. 53 816 16K del 563K
s webdiva lain iwakura @mexicanbjork - May 17 ... and fuck evil fiona apple POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave May 17 Ty Dolla Sign shares petition to pardon Tory Lanez. NEW Pardon Tory Lanez: Urge Governor Newsom to Correct a Deep Injustice Free tory 180,089 Verified signatures 59 62K 2.8K del 1.7M
doomer @uncledoomer. May 16 ... its called central park not left side park City Aesthetics @cityaestheticss May 15 Hot take: Central Park should have been placed on the Hudson River. 244 18K 463K del 8.8M
G ... @linkedinp4rk May 16 girly has been reading one hundred years of solitude for over three years now @lipapictures May 15 Fan  the dua lipa lifestyle 693 5.3K 152K del 5.5M
Images That Make You Feel ... @ManM... May 17 G ... starsleeps why does this look like it takes place in the same universe as sharkboy and lavagirl 6.8K 152K 134 1.6M
Hit Factory @HitFactoryPod 21h ... Hit Factory i think they might just be standing in the same place. (pedro's version) @iordanaispunk May 17 pedro's giving harrison ford at cannes in 1982 realness and i'm absolutely living for it 8 9 1.9K del 34K
G rae @GLRLSONG May 18 ... why mike myers tryna  in POP CRAVE @PopCrave May 18 Pop Crave Scarlett Johansson & Colin Jost on SNL. ART cinch 17 182 6.8K 141K
ABNDESIGNS @abndesigns May 18 G ... Taking my They Live glasses on and off but it's the same thing Gunton Blurpus @CentipedeMouse May 17 COMING PLUS amo WE MAKE STOP HIRING HUMANS ARTISAN The Era of Al Employees Is Here SPESS a IT'SUGAR® YOU KNOW ABSOLUTELY YOU NO CINI Gifts 42 nd St. NUTRITIONAL WANT VALUE CURRE DEL IT ADDED ITSUBAR KING WORLD'SLARGEST SUBRES TEA RY GIFTS NA STA GM CANDY 42 2.3K 23K 482K
s Ali @haramcart. 1 12h ... Who could've seen this coming FT Finance News @ftfinancenews. 1 14h Klarna's losses widen as more consumers fail to repay loans on.ft.com/45iDbQm 13 318 9.8K 265K
Paul Rudd @IuRgayLoLI May 18 ... I feel bad for slash. Не bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies Dr. Richard Haram... @Richard_Haram... May 18 Take me down to the paradise city where the pies are cream and the cakes are pretty 126 1.2K 28K del 730K
s ... cass @tw1tter_girl 15h miley is so crazy like really the only celeb that consistently flops and maintains A list status no matter what. kinda the peoples princess Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus . 22h All 13 songs have a special place in my heart. Something Beautiful. May 30th. 0:08 54 307 8K 313K
Allie @Cluffalo .22h O ... You are calling yourself an incel on the internet Involuntary Celibate (Incels... @Incels... May 18 These are the women calling you incel on the internet. 148 2.9K 103K del 1.5M
myesha thee stallion @myeshachou 13h are people in their 20s be like this is my emotional  master's degree 7 417 3K 63K
ra loves phoenix @oohgemini. 14h ... IM LOSING MY SHIT LMFAOO alec @stomachelves.5 59m ... idk what's dumber this guy's real name or his fake name POP GRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.7h Role Model aka Tucker Pillsbury s Lena Dunham's Netflix rom-com 'GOOD SEX.' Не will star alongside Mark Ruffalo & Natalie Portman. 11 276 12K 147K
O ... Populism Updates @PopulismUpdates 13h Really cool how this is gonna line up perfectly with the American Psycho remake R @LeadingReport May 17 Leading Report BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom is reportedly considering a presidential run in 2028, per AP. 8 46 1K del 23K
doomer @uncledoomer 22h G ... this guy must be like sydney sweeney for women on SSRIs (pedro's version) @iordanaispunk May 17 pedro's giving harrison ford at cannes in 1982 realness and i'm absolutely living for it 71 436 15K del 779K
kira @kirawontmiss . 5h S ... Please don't durex Reproduce 156 490 16K 268K
Gumby lover @gumby_lover May 19 ... Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz NYC RESIDENT: I live in a jar dude. I live in a little freakin mason jar. But oh the culture - have you heard of Mexican food? Have you heard of seventy dollars?? 10:02 AM 4/17/19 From Earth 4LO 7 13K del 249K 120
jay @fwj6y . 8h ... the looks like raw hamburger patties with seasoning @eternitygoon 8h Y'all eating one of these strawberry snickerdoodle cookies? Chocolate over Meda Chocolate 224 4K 75K del 2M
Leo 1 MCR 07/26??? @juni4stt - May 19 ... insane day for autism MCR piercetheveil mychemicalrom... 20 1.1K 6.6K del 61K
xol @CoolDotCom_. 15h ... willem dafoe channeling a labubu here LIPOATES IN Film Updates @FilmUpdates May 19 Willem Dafoe and Tom Hiddleston in newly shared picture from Nepal. 3 4.5K 56K 1.3M
poppa @popitforpoppa 21h ... situationships a day before ghosting each other 0:17 158 7.9K 72K del 1.2M
O ... SteelSeal_ @SteelSeal_ May 20 people who play a game that makes them mad every day 709 18K 194K del 3M
G Jamie @Buddaysh May 20 ... I have never seen an animal with such a British soul eliza the manatee @sealnoda May 20 Oh... hello 35 2.2K 37K del 501K
low yield lucy @picotop 18h how many suits you own based on your industry: finance: 5-10 tech: 1-2 crypto: 0 then 5 once your trial starts 35 283 7.2K 184K
G ... Jake Rhodes @jakebrodes 19h Is there a picture of him where he looks, I don't know, not like an evil con man. R Leading Report @LeadingReport. May 17 BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom is reportedly considering a presidential run in 2028, per AP. 471 1.9K 56K 1.2M
Mr. Get Off @AliquamScripto May 21 ... I burst out laughing at the second comment Mummy Pig goes PRIVATE for her birth - instead of using NHS X 3,643 comments Chickennuggetsbadguy why didn't they go to the vet??? 21h Reply 66.3K View 179 replies The cham P agne socialist Genuine question mate when you went into journalism did you think this is how it would pan out ? 16h Reply 2,960 4 66K 2.4K 823K
Grip Skylark @talleyberrybaby -2 23h ... Bitch if you think I'm finna be strapped in to a 747 like I'm riding The Batman at Six Flags Over Georgia you got another thing coming. Secret -Flying- Secret Flying @SecretFlying.23h Standing plane seats to roll out in 2026 after finally ing safety evaluations #Travel secretflying.com/posts/standing... 104 3.9K 36K 1.1M
@edebiriii May 20 g ... why does he always look like a muppet when he's stressed julianna @lenamcgraa1313 - May 20 if this is his reaction to seeing donna...he's about to crash out when he sees syd and donna talking 0:00 16 512 14K del 252K
s Reddit Reposts @redditrepostss 14h ... г/ JOKES u/Incubuzzer 11h 1 S 2 My wife left me because I am insecur No wait, she's back. She just went to get coffee. 30.3k 266 Share BEST COMMENTS DFYX 10h S 2 Awards Go see a vet. You might be a dog. ... Reply 7.3k 395K 19 1.9K 41K
HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon May 21 O ... A horror movie 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. May 20 New look at Pleakley in the live-action 'LILO & STITCH' remake. 4.3K 139 121K del 2.6M
dream song 4 G ... @chickenpaprika villain in a Disney movie where the protagonist is a dog R Leading Report @LeadingReport May 17 BREAKING: California Gov. Gavin Newsom is reportedly considering a presidential run in 2028, per AP. 11:17 PM May 21, 2025 481.8K Views 19 459 10K 222
Blake TM @NeilNevins 18h G ... i try to live my life so that when I die, they're not making documentaries about me where scientists are going this was a stupid, stupid man every time it cuts to a picture of me N Netflix UK & Ireland N @NetflixUK 22h The deeper you look, the darker it gets. TITAN: THE OCEANGATE DISASTER is coming to Netflix on 11 June. NETFLIX Stockton saw an opportunity 1:00 to restart tourist visits to Titanic. 20 3.6K 49K del 910K
Will Burge O ... @WillBurge Being 24 and still only making JV teams is a TOUGH scene FOX Fox 8 News Follow ... X 8 18m N EW The suspect even played on the school's JV soccer and swim teams, according to the school district. Read the full story, here -- https://tinyurl.com/3pbpk29j 24-year-old suspect enrolled at Ohio high school, allegedly posing as teen for more than a year FOX 8 NEWS 9:26 AM.May 21, 2025 1M Views
Wendell @RhodeToLove e 13h ... she actually can't but she tries anyways and that's why we love her VOGUE Vogue Magazine @voguemagazine . May 22 Nicole Kidman really can do any accent in the world that she sets her beautiful Australian mind to, huh? vogue.com/article/tk-tho... 8 258 8.2K 203K

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