Ben Schwartz Delivers Some Classic Misery for Your Valentine’s Day Gloom
Schwartz revisited his heartbreaking sketch about unrequited love

Given today’s holiday, plenty of rings are going to be offered across a candle-lit table at some swanky restaurant tonight — but not all of them will be accepted.
Fourteen years ago, Valentine’s Day plans don’t end in matrimony, and he’s shared it again today to help the newly and sadly single wallow.
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Before Schwartz was the breakout star behind Jean-Ralphio Saperstein on The Good Place. “Valentine’s Break Up” is one of many such sketches preserved on Schwartz’ YouTube page, and it’s a must-watch for anyone suffering from a failed proposal this holiday.
Looks like grandma wasn’t the only one whose heart was broken that Valentine’s Day.