35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, June 10, 2025

Julia Louis-Dreyfus isn’t bad in bed, her Seinfeld character just sucks at dancing. 

In a recently unearthed Seinfeld DVD commentary track, iconic dancing scene in Season Eight’s “The Little Kicks.” “I recall you saying, the reason you were mortified about doing this, if I may be so bold, is that, ‘People who can’t dance can’t fuck.’ You were concerned that America would think you’re a lousy lay.”

“But I’m really not, I swear,” Louis-Dreyfus insisted.

Meanwhile, Jon Stewart has his own concerns about America. During the most recent installment of The Daily Show, the late-night host sounded off about White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller’s role in the ongoing unrest in Los Angeles, citing reports that “Young Lord Vader,” as Stewart called him, allegedly demanded that ICE arrest 3,000 people per day and visit locales like Home Depot and 7-Eleven. “Deport, deport deport… I’m gonna guess that’s what Stephen Miller shouts when he cums,” Stewart said, referencing the right-wing figure’s recent Fox News appearance. 

We’ll never be able to scrub that particular image from our minds, but there are some things we’d like to forever — like these hilarious posts. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the Third Amendment’s renewed relevancy, Apple’s “liquid ass” and a bat signal for Macklemore.