30 Wacky Pieces of History That We Wish Someone Would Prune Out of Our Family Trees
Turns out that great-great-great grandpa was a real nut job
Well, we finally got our Ancestry.com results, and we’re not quite sure how to feel. On one hand, it’s pretty neat that we’ve had so many interesting people in our family tree, but on the other, we’re a little embarrassed that all this insanity is genetically swimming around in us somewhere.
We’d really like to keep these results to ourselves, but the Cracked higher-ups insist that they’re too interesting to not share. Don’t poke too much fun at us, okay?
Parachuting Beavers
Whipping Tom
Women's Bathrooms
Frogs As Pregnancy Tests
Cars
Pineapples
Death Row
Zhou Dynasty
Millard Fillmore
Arthur John Priest
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